Think before saying something sarcastic. It can get you into trouble.
You can apply the concept of surface area to volume ratio to anime! *chuckles*
Riding your bike against the wind takes longer than walking.
People in war tend to be drunk. *ROFL*
Don’t try spinning over ground with pit holes. You can twist your ankle.
Riding your bike and looking up is NOT a good idea.
Lollipops are illegal in Washington.
When walking by a group of people smoking, clutch your lungs and put your hand over your mouth and nose while saying, “Must…not…inhale… cancer…eating away… my…insides…!” This will reward you with nasty looks and the highlight of your day!
Washing your truck in San Angelo should be a state competition of who-can-dry-their-vehicle-the-quickest-before-dust-and-grime-cling-to-it.
Doing cartwheels on asphalt is dangerous.
Ducking behind a bed to hide from overly happy preps armed with make-up attracts odd looks, but works!
Being almost anemic isn't fun.
